tonight on stephen moffat can’t write an original plot to save himself and should have to submit his scripts to turnitin

Care to expand? Or are you one of those that says things and doesn’t expect to have to explain?

Or are you one of those people who vents on Tumblr for the amusement of like-minded people and don’t feel the need to write an argumentative essay for every text post






Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.

look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon

And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.

And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.

So metal

i want 50

Reblogged from batarangs-salt-and-sonics

15 things that make me happy meme

I was tagged by butalwaysserendipitous

1. Definitely Jenny.

2. The Dresden Files by Jim Butcher. Brilliant writing, great mythos, and a great audio book narrator (James Marsters)

3. The soreness and power you feel after a really good workout.

4. Getting a Revenge in TF2

5. Acapella covers

6. My dreams. They get intense and vivid and so very creative. I hate to wake up sometimes.

7. ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic. That man is amazing!

8. The fact that I have friends who love me enough to knit me a 23 foot scarf

9. Dusk. The world gets painted with many wonderful blues. And there’s no glare.

10. My job with Mathnasium. Working with children in a setting like that is a blessing…most of the time.

11. The Doctor’s costume. It doesn’t matter which one. Yes, even that one.

12. Deadpool. The Merc with a Mouth.

13. The fact that Who Framed Roger Rabbit? was allowed to happen.

14. Waking up a few hours before I have to, and then fading back to sleep. Not original but I love it!

15. Disneyland. It’s perfect.

Time Heist

Well, this is better, I guess. The Doctor isn’t being mean, just oblivious. It only seems mean because of the last several episodes.


That’s an interesting way to introduce new characters. I am sufficiently intrigued.

There is no way this bank’s method of dealing with intruders is legal.

IS she wearing David Tennant’s suit!?

Was that slow motion walking really necessary?

What bank has this much power? If this business is still around by the end of the episode I will be very annoyed.

A USB with a built-in display projector actually makes a lot of sense.

I don’t know what the twists are but I know exactly what they will be applied to, if that makes sense.

So she’s a combination of Rogue and Mystique.

The Intruder Alert voice sounds very familiar.

Why did it lock on to Saibra when it was scanning Clara?

Oh, it’s because she needs to meet Missy, isn’t it?

Did they light the same hallway three different ways and hope we wouldn’t notice?

Those were some great cameos! :D

Nooooo, Psi.

Why didn’t it kill them in the vault if she was just going to be smug and kill them anyway?

So…The Doctor is the architect? Kind of boring.

Is everyone in the city burning now? That’s pretty grim and I prefer not to think about it.

Okay, that’s a pretty interesting tale about regret I will admit.

I’m sorry for being so pessimistic and nitpicky, but wouldn’t she have had a different regret than keeping one thing locked up? Wouldn’t she rather not have captured it and wiped so many minds?

Aw, nice parting moment.

I’m very impressed. This was actually a good episode. I have a few nitpicks but that’s all they are. I enjoyed this episode.





…you’re lucky I’m a stubborn asshole because these took way longer to make than I’d like to admit.

holy fucking shit

This has nothing to do with my blog but holy shit it needs to be on it anyway

Reblogged from terezi